OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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