is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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