I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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