I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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