I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
I AM VODKA MAN
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
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