Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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