i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
We left an ass print on the piano.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
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