it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
Terrible idea I love it
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
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