I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
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i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
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I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
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