he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
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is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
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You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
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