i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
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What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
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WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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