My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
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