He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
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I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
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You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
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