The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
Randomize
