Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
