i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
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it glows. i had to have it.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
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We left an ass print on the piano.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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