i may or may not be watching the land before time
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
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