I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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