Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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