I feel like I'm in dance class right now
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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