covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Found your dick twin last night
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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