it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
Randomize
