I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
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