med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
i've created a new STD.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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