careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
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he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
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plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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