You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
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I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
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I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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