His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
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I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
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Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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