She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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