is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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