so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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