discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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