Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
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She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
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i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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