How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
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After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
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I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
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