Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
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