you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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