i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
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