So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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