god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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