Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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