So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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