Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
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What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
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its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
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