his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
Dignity is for republicans.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
May the power of my ass compel you!!
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
Randomize
