she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
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This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
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Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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