And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
Randomize
