this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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