can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
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She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
This show inspires me to have sex in space
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
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I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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