Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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