Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
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