he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
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Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
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Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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