I hate all girls vehemently.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
The uberlube is also flammable
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
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