whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
I forgot how hot balto sounded
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
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How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
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Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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