i permit you to call me
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
birth control should be required to get into college
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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