I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
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One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
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Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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